Ok. There are going to be a couple of tweaks to the way I do things on here in terms of content, format and presentation and these experiments will help me to make those changes.
(Don’t worry NOTHING is changing about the PAID version of Little Old Purple Column. This is more about possible expansions, extra content, more interactivity etc)
This is called TWO WORD OPINIONS TO ONE WORD TOPICS.
I post a one word topic. You post a two word opinion on it.
(You don’t have to be clever or funny, just type what you feel, even if someone else has written the same. Just don’t be racist or any of the other bad -ists or -ics though)
Boomer scapegoat
Posh pish
Satan's fruit
the pits
Bullshit lies
Italian pish
On toast
Modernist cucumber
Deceptively Unmoist
It’s fine
Healthy Fat
Vomit inducing
Oversized seed
Utterly honking!
vastly overrated
Hell no!
No thanks!
Perfectly ripe
monounsaturated fat
Bloody lovely!
guaca moley
Poor fruit
Fuhrer's teste
Shoreditch tw@ts?
Pointless
Repetitive Kinder-Egg
Mild indifference
Utter piffle
Millennials' downfall
Notions
Bull's Scrotum
Huvnae tried
Green egg
Prostate explanation
Satan's nut
Loaded Nachos